ZITS respond

Received 30, January 1982.

News received from loyal ZITS last night confirmed the recent reports of the activities of Dr Donunga.
Following the apprehension of a trouble maker in Nannan it transpires that he is none other than the second cousin of the Mafia driver Unga, the so called president. Derek Unga was urging true followers of Agassou to add chemicals to JuJu berries for added effect. ZITS high command said this practice is highly dangerous and urges the true believers to stay organic. Herbal is the way of truth. Also confirmed, PANTS have purchased several Crap tanks and other vehicles. That this equipement is currently only in use by several South American countries is no coincidence. There is only one conclusion, Unga is a puppet of the drug cartels. There can be only one path for the followers of Agassou there is only one ZITS.
Heviosso
CinC ZITS
Prophet of Agassou

Received 15 January 1982

This article just proves that Ztum-Setum will print anything just to fill the pages. There are several ludicrous inaccuracies in the story.

There are no decadent westerners participating in the rituals of the JuJu. Only native Ztumbsians could ever be allowed to practice the rites of Agassou. It is after all a following that reveres the values of pre white involvement in our country.
There are no White mercenaries in the forces of Agassou. No White troops have fought for Agassou.
The white troops pictured in Ztum-Setum are in fact British troops on an exchange visit. This visit was arranged with former colleagues of our leader. While in Ztumbsia these battalions are preparing for duty with the UN. 4 Distilled JuJu juice is sold as a sport drink and the profits are being used to purchase food and supplies for all followers of Agassou. The recent purchase of vehicles proves this.
The diversity of A/Cs is due to the need to ensure that spares would be available. They were all designed with the same turret gun and have the same power /transmission pack. Thanks to the efforts of PANTZ/ARSe Heviosso was unable to purchase more than 2 of any type.
Look at the forces of the unholy triple alliance to see a real nightmare of vehicle spares and ammunition. American British French Russian need I go on.
The efforts of Ztum-Setum to cause trouble for other factions stems from the unholy alliance of PALZ/PANTZ/ARSe. PANTZ/ARSe want to control everything in our beloved country. They are manipulating the US Baptist supported PALZ.in the hope of obtaining JuJu juice for themselves. They are the ones that are in league with the corrupt westerners. This and their Swiss bank accounts proves it.

Lt Col Banji
on behalf of Heviosso CinC ZITS Prophet of Agassou

Received 15 January 1982.

Following a recent article in the widely respected SESWC and comments in Ztum-Setum the following information has come to light.

Representatives of Dununga are currently in negotiations to purchase the so called Crap tank. International reports show the agents of Dununga are busy in the slave markets in a bid to increase the size of militia units.

The CinC PALZ to visit the bible belt in America. No doubt to recruit from the disenchanted with tales of glory in Ztumbsia.

Reports of a breakaway ZITZ movement, hotly denied by ZITZ command. The constant attempts to cast Heviosso as degenerate.

Untrue reports in Ztum-Setum dismissing major defeats as minor police actions. In this category I include the infamous battle of Zulawayo where Dununga had personnel of his SAPS pretend to be captured ZITZ when no ZITZ forces were in the area.

All these show that Dununga is raising a force to masquerade as ZITZ in a bid to control JuJu juice production. If he ever does succeed then Agassou protect us all, except those idiots ARSe PALZ as they deserve his treacherous double dealing ways.

Remember Dununga, Agassou sees all and tells it like it is.

Heviosso
CinC ZITS
Prophet of Agassou